Okay, so not really. But last year, right around Easter of 2014, I had a lump removed from my neck. It was a benign schwannoma, and it was the 3rd one I've had removed in my lifetime. I have a genetic disorder which can cause these, and sometimes pregnancy hormones make them grow.
The biopsy came back fine, but I had to have another surgery to repair the vocal cord which was paralyzed because of the tumor. I recovered nicely can was back to work soon after.
Fast forward to this year when the lump returned. A few tests and scans later they agreed it was another growth. I had it removed on April 1 and a week later I found out it was malignant. A type of sarcoma called "MPNST". Basically it's a malignant tumor of the nerve sheath. Scary stuff. I'll be using this blog again to write about dealing with cancer and still running the household.